Fish stores need to start labeling fish as bluntly as possible.
|Pleco:||I'm a poop making machine and I don't do housework!|
|Goldfish:||I poop 24/7 and I don't eat it!|
|Oscars:||Don't even look at me unless you have a 100 gallon tank....|
|Schooling Fish:||I have anxiety and can't be happy with out a large group of friends!|